she has a summer birthday and she’s still in elementary school, so her class celebrated it today. there’s also a boy named oscar who’s been in her class since pre-k or something, and he’s nice and cute and has long, fine, nearly white blond hair.  my sister used to like him (as did every other girl in her grade or something), but for a while now she’s been saying she doesn’t like him anymore since she doesn’t get to talk to him a lot.

so anyway, for the celebration, she insists on having us bring popsicles for the class and a few doughnuts for the teachers. the popsicles go all well and everything, but then while i’m chatting with one of her teachers i’m like “wait i don’t see my sister. where is she?” and then mrs. ware is like “right there in the middle of that giant mob. she’s always in the middle.” lol she would, seeing how she seems to be the class leader/troublemaker/popular one. 

but then the giant mob that is her class sounds a little angry as they crowd around her, so i listen. apparently they’re mad cause she’s not giving out the doughnuts, so she and i try explaining “well, those are for the teachers, see.” except then they’re collectively like “THEN WHY DOES OSCAR GET ONE????” i whip my head around and sure enough, there’s oscar off to the side, happily nomming away on his doughnut LOL. i nearly bust out laughing right there…my sister is so not over him. bahahaha guess who’s getting made fun of when she comes home today

a while back, i saw this on 9gag and i loved the idea:

and i was like “i HAVE to do this someday.” well, that day turned out to be today :P in my attempt to avoid studying for exams as much as possible, i decided to make a version and post it on the door of my dorm! i quickly made one, added the pokemon on the sides too, then ran back to my dorm hoping i wouldn’t run into anyone (i didn’t), used the scissors and tape, put it up, and swiftly, silently went back out. like a ninja. no one saw me, and it was great. i also tore off a bulbasaur cause i was thinking “wellll….no one ever really wants bulbasaur, so i can set a precedence to take one AND make bulbasaur look desirable!”

and then i actually started studying and forgot all about it. at 1130 pm, i trudged miserably back to my dorm, feeling really down about exams and life in general, and also kind of sick, possibly from the rough week i’ve had. so i planned to just go up, shower, and get right to bed. 

then right as i swiped my id, i remembered the pokemon sheet i’d put up! although i was kind of like “meh probably just a lukewarm response.” and then i opened the door and LO AND BEHOLD, THE PAPER IN ALL ITS CHEWED-UP GLORY:

LOL MY DAY WAS COMPLETELY MADE :D gah i love my entryway. pokemon always makes things better :D and now i’m off to sleep wahoo!

actually, two. i woke up all nice and fuzzy and was getting dressed and i turned around la la la and WTF I DIDN’T KNOW MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH NO CLOTHES ON >__________> 

and then a split second after that, WTF THERE IS A SHIRTLESS GUY IN MY ROOMMATE’S BED <_____________< which scandalized me mainly bc she’s certainly not the type to bring home strange males. 

after the initial shock i woke up more and realized “oh yeah, she has a kind of boyfriend now”…but this development has been fairly recent and i was not expecting them to already be um sleeping together lol. but i guess it’s ok as long as i’m asleep since i won’t be conscious of any activities going on above me >_>

it was fantastic, but it got quite heated too. there were originally three of us, but then this other girl joined in and started bringing in flanged male orangutans as an example of how one can actually do just fine without bros if one has enough hoes, since apparently these large male monkeys are so big they can’t really move around, but that’s still attractive to the female orangutans so they all flock to him anyway. another guy also insisted that while bros are important, hoes are essential (to a species’ survival i guess)(“a life without hoes would be worse than a life without bros”) and that money is immaterial, because by the nature of brohood, you could just mooch off your bros forever. please! if each bro were to mooch off the other bros, your money is going to disappear pretty fast, and you are highly unlikely to land and retain any hoes if you can’t even sustain your own life. 

we didn’t reach a consensus after an hour, but my proposal was: a middling small number of bros, enough to be a varied bunch, but not so many that you can’t keep in good touch with them all; a number of hoes slightly smaller than that cause do you really need so many hoes? but you still need enough to ensure reproductive success and personal satisfaction; and a large amount of money. done. 

IT IS BRILLIANT. korra is as kickass as you can get. mako is hot. bolin is universally likeable. tenzin, to quote something i once saw on tumblr, has inherited katara’s ability to go cataclysmic. and his son meelo is just weird lololol

tldr I LOVE IT =D cannot wait for the next many episodes.

i got killed D: i have my suspicions that someone sold me out actually -.- and this was actually like tuesday night lol. but i was working away on math in the basement of my dorm, and this basement is really sketchy and really obscure…i mean, like NO ONE outside of my dorm knows about the super secret study room there, and there are probably like seven people in the world who even know i study down there in the first place. so you know, i’m working on my pset lalala and then someone knocks on the door, and since i’m still in math mode i just kind of absent mindedly open the door, and imagine my surprise when this completely unknown girl just practically whacks me with her id and crows in excitement “I GOT YOU!” 

i kind of blink for a few seconds cause my mind is currently going “wait wat just happened” before i ask her how in the world i was down here, and she just vaguely says “oh someone above told me you study here” and leaves before i can get any more info -_-

sooo i am dead. and most of my friends in my entryway are dead too lol. but that’s ok! bc i can go back to eating in the dining hall / walking around campus without constantly worrying if my killer is about to get me. i have one remaining roommate who’s actually doing really well in this game, and she’s one of only about 60 people left! except her paranoia levels are also absolutely SKYROCKETING so i have to wonder if it’s really worth it lol.

KILLED MY SECOND VICTIM AT HIS KENDO PRACTICE BOAHAHAHA

also, worked out a truce with the roomies to not stun each other when in the room.

it’s freshman class-wide and about 350 people signed up, and i’m slowly finding out how stressing it can be.

so i got the name of my target on saturday and after a lot of decent sleuthing around/blatant stalking, i managed to find out where she lived, and even her dorm room boahaha. i was pretty proud of myself. but! all of that wasn’t necessary after all, cause I JUST KILLED HER HAHAHA. i basically staked out this one table right in front of the entrance and looked at everyone who came in. it was kind of weird though, cause this girl came in with her friend and i was like “….is that her…?” since she didn’t look anything like in her fb photos, and i was just glad i’d also kind of creeped on her friends a bit so i figured it had to be her after all lol. so i killed her :D

so that was the fun part. the part that i’m really disliking about this whole game is now my roommates are all really paranoid, to the point where whenever i come close to them, they jump and scream and brandish their id’s (our weapon) and warn me to not come nearer. if it sounds absolutely retarded, it’s because it is. they then proceed to stun me to make sure i can’t kill for the next hour, and their paranoia is just all so overboard it’s ridiculous. i mean, i don’t go around stunning you every time i see you - there has to be some decorum between friends, especially since we’re still in the early stages of the game - and i sure don’t see you stunning each other like you do me. trust me, my good roommates, if you guys really were my targets, you’d be long dead already. srsly. 

omg where has this music been for the past few years of my life